ALBUMS
THINGS THAT ARE NOT ALBUMS
I really like blood. I don’t know why. I like the smell and the way it looks especially the color and the way it clots into a drop and i love it when i is smeared and i really like blood.
WORDS I SHOULDN’T SAY SO MUCH BUT DO ANYWAYS
OH MAN
MAN
DUDE
NICE
WOW
VERY NICE
OHHOHO
HOT HOT HOT LEGS
(Source: frankiesfatpug)
I’m pretty sure I just downed like twenty cookies. I regret nothing.
I wouldn’t tell over 822,000 fangirls that you might try to touch their faces if I were you Gerard
(Source: cherryblossbomb, via anbyhurley)
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
(via saintjrsy)
| This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever | |
| Teacher: | I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you. |
| Kid: | why can't we watch a movie? |
| Teacher: | because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life. |
| Me: | then why do they give us homework? |
| Whole class: | ..... |
| Teacher: | ..... |
| President: | ..... |
| Miley Cyrus: | .... |
| Me: | .... |
| Teacher: | Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard. |
i drank two cups of coffee now i’m shaky and talking a lot and laughing at my own jokes for 10 minutes
(Source: saintjrsy)